The Professor
Isaac A. Morton.
Philosophy, Latin.

governmentofficial:

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Perhaps. I don’t know - I think I would make a good Vulcan, don’t you?

Including the ears, most likely yes.

governmentofficial:

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Maybe I’m not human. You’d never know if I wasn’t.

Right. So I’ve potentially been befriending an alien all this time?

governmentofficial:

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Remind me again why I talk to you?

As a reminder that you’re human.

governmentofficial:

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I swear I had more hair last year…

Perhaps old age is finally catching up to you.

"Hello."

thegovernmentsson
"I wish you’d stop running off like that."

Send one of the following [x]

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"I don’t do it on purpose, I swear."

Send one of the following for my muse’s reaction (Drama version):

rpmememaker:

  • "Where’s my fucking money?!"
  • "Where have you been? I sent out a search party!"
  • "What have you done to yourself?"
  • "You look like you’ve been dragged through a hedge!"
  • "I wish you’d stop running off like that."
  • "I found this in your room. Is there something you want to tell me?"
  • "Single?! Single, my ass!"
  • "What the fuck do you think you’re doing?!"
  • "Did you really have to tell everyone?!"

fallacyinpedantry:

         If someone doesn’t let me out of this damn bed in the next five minutes, I’ll stab someone in the eyeball.

…Which would be why they are keeping you in your confines, then.